Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me. (6)
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LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ (6)
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I'm a girl who usually laughs at her mistakes, so excuse me if I laugh in your face. (7)
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I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next". (9)
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (1)
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The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it’s about them. (9)
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Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen. (7)
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People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. (6)
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "me" and "Ugly" starts with "u". (7)
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